Swerving around children on scooters, dogs on (and off) leashes, and curious potential neighbors standing in their driveways doing the pointless shit that exclusive suburban oasis dwellers do on weekend mornings as they struggle to pierce the fog of the previous nights debauchery, Justin’s Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV could not have been any more obvious.
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